Roman
Catholic Idol
And Now...
It's time for the latest installment of Who Wants to be the Pope?
Welcome back to the island of Santo Dorito, 40 miles off
the coast of Italy, where only the candidates, Vatican officials, and our
production team are allowed for the duration.
In our previous episode, Cardinal Mancucci was eliminated
after failing a Faith Challenge. He appeared really confident when he stepped
off the dock, but he fell right into the water.
The post session voting was once again a deadlock, and
the rocket launched high over the island, once again trailed black smoke.
So let's get to it. Remember, Brother Salazar of the
Green Order has immunity today, thanks to his successful healing of World of
Warcraft of a deadly virus. Brother Salazar is considered by many to be the
dark horse in this contest. On the other hand, there are those who consider his
success to be a one time fluke. Certainly, Cardinal Adrianalli, with his steady
string of effective blessings, continues to be the favorite.
And here come the candidates, coming to the chapel for
the morning Mass. Wait-- i'm getting a bulletin, slow down please, i can't make
out-- what? Say that again? Ladies and Gentlemen, i have just received word
that one of the candidates may actually be the Antichrist! Investigators at
both Mother Jones and The Daily Beast are working now to confirm the
information and to try to identify who it is. Folks, this could be a real game
changer!
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